I need a bot that can make sure the characters stay in character

I’m basically going to turn a bunch of unhinged fictional character and unhinged YouTubers into primarchs of the 2th legion and the 11th legion and see what happens and then I’m going to tell the ai to make missions with names such as E.L.F.P.P.T.I.N.Y or P.E.N.E.R.A.T.I.N.G.G.S.P.O.T and make them rename powerful weapons they found into names such as D.I.C.K.B.L.O.W.E.R and then ask the ai to make Guilliman and Malcador react to it all